"Everybody Hates Malvo" - October 30th, 2006
Chris is stoked when he is trusted to watch Doc's register, but things go wrong when he gets robbed by the neighborhood's notorious criminanl "Malvo". Watch Episode Trailer
HEY i'm tyler from everybody hates chris as chris and this episode is funny because my clothes get robbed by joey caruso and i didn't want to be a part of everybody hates chris because i hates it AND CW ARE BASTARDS THEY SUCK THEY PICKED ME FOR EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK AND ALL OF U FOCK OFF AND DON'T WATCH EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS U FOCKERS FFFFFFFFFFFOCK OFFFFFFFFF MOTHER FOCKERS
I saw this episode a few months ago when it first aired. I must say this episode is really funny, and enjoyable to watch. I like the fact that even though Chris was hoping for a new walk man, and didnt get it learned to except rejection. And taught many people that sometimes in life you can't get everything, and you have to deal with that. The episode also made me kind of mad that Drew showed Tonya something she should not have seen. Christmas and Santa is something that you can't really tell the truth about. Since the thought of having someone deliver presents can be fun and surprising. But in the end I liked how Rochelle explained to Tonya that Santa was a way of teaching kids about the spirit of giving. Becasue in reality that is what it is all about. Giving and not always wanting something in return.
I liked this episode. Chris isn't doing so well in math and he doesn't want Rochelle to know that he got a bad grade in math. Greg and Chris change Chris' grade to an "A" thanks to a boy named Fischer.
There were two parts of this episode that I thought was funny. The first part was where Chris saw Rochelle at school and everything was like spinning around him. The second part was when Chris leaves the classroom with his mom and Caruso says, "See ya later, Stymie" and Greg like smacks his head on his desk.
Eventually, Chris tells Rochelle that he changed his grade. All in all, this was one of my favorite episodes.
i really liked it because it because it was funny. i liked the bit when the started to shout on the bus saying stuff like 'this is just a stupid piece of paper'
i think that this episode was really good and funny. i liked the bit when the babysitter kept on going out and saying 'i'll be right back'.
by brianna
p.s when are you going to start the next series of 'everyboby hates chris'
hi this episode was really quite sad but really funny at the same time e.g when the teacher said "chris dont worry about bringing food" chris/chris rock narrator said "she was talkin to me like we were havin steam for dinner" i live in new zealand and everybody loves the show keep it goin
I love Every Episode but especially this one! Chris has a crush on a girl at his Bus Stop, Tanje. but the only problem is, she already has a boyfriend but the good news is, she is always agueing with him. Anyway, one bus journey tanje and her Boyfriend were argueing again and Chris stood up for Tanje. The boyfriend then got chucked off the bus by the driver and Tanje gave Chris A Valentines Day Card! Drew on the other hand had tonnes of Valentines Day Cards. Even from 30 yr old married women! Drew's 11! Rochelle is really angry at Drew. Tanya (Chris's Sister) also had a boyfriend at school! When Chris meets tanje again Chris had a Valentines Card to give to Tanje. He gives to her and she asks for a gift! Chris is Doomed. Tanje gets real angry and shouts on the bus! great episode
i love this episode because chris has a huge krush on keisha. And she comes to babysit them and chris finds his brother kissing her.I think thats bad on chris because when he put on the tracksuit and did his hair i thought he had a chance with Keisha
this eposide was funni coz all they had to eat for the past month or so was sausage and the little sister didnt like it xxx it made me laugh so much xx
this was reli funny coz chris's mom was embarresed 2 use food stamps and bought loads of name brand products and paid with cash and not food stamps then chris's dad was asking her 2 go to the movies but they didnt have the money for it xxxxx
This episode was funny but sad. Chris wanted to get the new walkman for christmas. He threw up alot of signs and he to let his mother know. He really knew that his mother was just going to but it for him for christmas. The outcome was thet they family didnt have enough money to but. They thought that he would understand. But as the outcome he didnt get anything but a calender and a coupon and his sister was nice enough to give him her checker board that she got for christmas
In my opinion this episode was very funny. It's about when Chris wants a new leather coat, but does not have the money to buy it. So he asks his father for some money, and ends up working right along side his father. There are a few parts in the episode that i liked including when Chris delivered all the news papers to every place in New York, and place that never even exsisted. "we delivered papers to spanish harlem, puertorican harlem. The episode was also funny because of the fact that Rochelle had fun at home, when she was by herself. But then when the kids come home her fun is ruined. This is kind of like me because i love staying home by myself and not doing a thing!But the episode got crazy when Drew made Tonya drink a hot sauce shake. That is something i would never do. All in all the episode was funny and one of the best of everybody hates chris
This episode was really funny. It was the one where money gets tight and the family get on a tight budget. Juilus buys alot of Italian sausages and it's a kind that Tanya dont eat and the mother makes her sit at the table until she fianlly pick up the nerve to eat the sausages. That family had to eat those sausages for breakfast lunch and dinner
This episode was really funny. It was the one where money gets tight and the family get on a tight budget. Juilus buys alot of Italian sausages and it's a kind that Tanya dont eat and the mother makes her sit at the table until she fianlly pick up the nerve to eat the sausages. That family had to eat those sausages for breakfast lunch and dinner
This is the only episode that I missed all season. The TV listings stated that they were showing a repeat episode that night, so I did not watch. I hope they will replay this episode soon.
I saw this episode at least twice and i loved it. But in my opinion watching it the second times was the best. Even though i don't remember having a babysitter, it is still good to watch others and their experinces. I especially like the part where at the end Chris finally tells everything that happened. And then after hearing it Rochelle takes off her wig. Both times i never expected to see that coming.
I really liked the Everybody hates sausage episode. This one really made me laugh, and i enjoy watching it over and over again. This episode sometimes resembeles what happens at my house. And i can relate to it alot. The funniest part was at the end when Rochelle, forced Tonya to eat the sausage and that started a huge fight at the table. The cast of everybody hates chris keep up the good work!
I really liked the Everybody hates sausage episode. This one really made me laugh, and i enjoy watching it over and over again. This episode sometimes resembeles what happens at my house. And i can realate to it alot. The funniest part was at the end when Rochelle, forced Tonya to eat the sausage and that started a huge fight at the table. The cast of everybody hates chris keep up the good work!
I really liked the Everybody hates sausage episode. This one really made me laugh, and i enjoy watching it over and over again. This episode sometimes resembeles what happens at my house. And i can realte to it alot. The funniest part was at the end when Rochelle, forced Tonya to eat the sausage and that started a huge fight at the table. The cast of everybody hates chris keep up the good work!
This episode was a good one. Chris has a reputation for getting high scores at "Asteroids", but finds out that someone had beat his high score. Meanwhile, Rochelle and Julius try to cut back on their favorite things: lottery tickets (Julius) and chocolate turtles (Rochelle), but find it too hard to break. I liked the part where Rochelle goes through "sugar withdrawal" and she's just so desperate to find some sugar, and Rochelle ends up eating the candy that Drew brought. Chris plays against this kid and ends up betting $5 bucks on the game. Chris gets the $5 dollars from Greg, who got the money for when he got his perfect attendance award.
But, things go bad. Chris loses the game and Greg's money and has a new reputation: "sucker"
But in the end, Chris ends up winning "Asteroids" again and returning to his reputation.
The last part was so funny. When Julius hears the lottery numbers, Chris spent the money on "Asteroids" instead of getting Julius lottery tickets. I could see Julius angry and coming after Chris. Chris screams, "Mama!" and runs.
This is a good episode. I give it a ten!
I saw this episode on Thursday when they played the two rerun Everybody Hates Chris episodes.
Chris dresses up as Prince for Halloween. I thought that was a great 80's Halloween costume. I didn't see this episode the first time it aired, so I'm lucky to see this one. I give this a 10.
I saw this episode on Thursday when they played two Everybody Hates Chris episodes at 7:00 and 8:00pm. Chris gets a new bike and he meets a kid named Fat Mike who wants to borrow Chris' bike, but ends up stealing it. Meanwhile, Julius is out of work and does a lot of housework. The first funny part in the episode is when Rochelle gets angry at Julius and all I could hear was her yelling and throwing stuff. I thought that was funny. The last part was funny. When Chris was walking by, the thugs stop him. But Chris says that he's with Fat Mike. But the thugs aren't from Chris' neighborhood. At the end, Chris screams, "HELP ME!" and he runs for his dear life.
This was a funny episode. I give this a ten.
I saw this episode on Thanksgiving. I even missed "Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" because I wanted to watch it. The scene starts out with Tayna trying to make hot chocolate. When Chris sees her do that, he tries to stop her, but ends up getting chewed out by his mom.
Chris' friend, Greg has just gotten an Atari which was "the Playstation of 1982." Chris goes over to Greg's house to play video games. When Tayna makes hot chocolate and gets busted for it.
I thought: "It's about time Tayna got in trouble instead of Chris." One day, Chris is late in leaving Greg's house. Greg freaks out because his dad's coming home and he can't have anyone over when his dad's not home. Greg hides Chris in a closet, but Chris escapes. On the way home, Chris walks by a bunch of white guys, but ends up getting chased by them. In the end, Greg confesses to his dad about Chris coming over, but when he opens the closet, Chris is gone. Eventually, Greg and his dad end up rescuing Chris from the guys who are chasing him and take him home. Julius has his suspicions about Greg's dad. But when Julius goes over to Greg's house looking for Chris, the two dads bond over beer.
At the end of the episode, Chris teaches Tayna how to make hot chocolate. Rochelle says that Tayna is not allowed to make hot chocolate and Tayna said, "That's what I tried to tell him."
In the end, Chris ends up getting in trouble.
This is a good episode. I felt a little bad for Chris when he found out that he wasn't getting anything for Christmas. Drew spills the beans and tells Tayna that there is no Santa Claus which has Tayna question if the Tooth Fairy or the Easter Bunny exists. Most people were offended by the fact that there was no Santa. I was like, "I don't care." You either believe in Santa Claus or you don't. It just doesn't really matter. Anyway, the episode was pretty good.
I saw this episode a week before the picture day episode of "Everybody Hates Chris". The episode starts out with Chris at school and he sees all the other cliques at school like the jocks, the bullies, the nerds, etc.
At school, Chris and Greg are talking about basketball and their teacher comes over and says good morning. Chris says, "What was that all about?" Greg says, "We've got a social studies quiz." But Chris says, "How do you know? All she said was good morning?" Greg says, "Trust me on this. The only time she talks to the students is when she's giving them a pop quiz." As Greg leaves, Chris shoots a paper basketball into the trash which the school basketball coach sees him and puts him on the basketball team. He even nicknames him, "Swish".
Chris says that he is not really good at sports, including basketball. Meanwhile, Rochelle and Julius try to rent the upstairs apartment. They don't like the people who come to try to rent the apartment like a woman with many kids, a couple who argues, and a singing preacher. Finally, Julius sees a man who offers to rent the upstairs apartment, whom Rochelle has second thoughts about.
Meanwhile, as Chris and Greg walk outside, the basketball team sees Chris and offers him to come to lunch. Chris ends up fitting in with the basketball team and even meeting a girl, Jennifer. And even Caruso starts acting nice to him!
As Chris and Greg get ready for the pop quiz, Greg says to Chris, "Good luck, Swish." I could tell when he said that, he was jealous. Chris ends up failing his quiz which Chris is happy about because he doesn't have to play in the game. But his coach gives him a make-up quiz.
Chris tries to flunk the quiz, but his teacher gives him a "C".
At the game, Chris doesn't do so good. His coach and the team weren't so happy about it. Meanwhile, the man upstairs ends up getting arrested.
At school, it's the same as it was before. Chris just looked around at all the cliques.
The last part was absolutely funny. Chris gets his quiz back and he gets a failing grade. "I thought I got a C?" asked Chris. "I thought you were on the team," said his teacher. Oh, my gosh! That was so funny.
I like this episode. It is one of my favorite episodes. Chris and Greg work on a school science project. They can't decide what they want their project, but they finally decide on something they like: the solar system. I like the scene where Chris and Greg are in the library. Greg is looking at the solar system project and he's like "This doesn't look good. It's not what I wanted it to be." Greg says the project sucks, but Chris disagrees. They both get in an argument and end up breaking the project. Chris says, "There's a reason why you didn't a friend in the first place." "There's a reason you don't have a friend now," Greg snaps back as he storms out of the library.
The next day at school when Chris and Greg were at their lockers. I like the part where Greg asks where the Earth for the science project is. Chris says, "It got blown up by the sun." I was like: "Oooh. He just got dissed." Greg and Chris end up getting different partners, but it doesn't work out so good. Chris' partner is a geek who likes Knight Rider and Greg's partner is a Puerto Rican kid who doesn't speak any English and Greg can't understand what the heck he saying.
I especially like the scene where Chris and Greg face each other in the hallway. A bunch of kids group up around Greg and Chris because it looked like they were about to fight. Chris and Greg end up taking off their sweaters, watches, etc. When Chris takes off his shoes, the two look at each other and laugh.
Greg and Chris managed to get the project back together, but bully Caruso ends up taking it from them. Caruso gets a good grade on the project. Greg says to Chris, "At least we beat the Jello Bug." Chris smiles and all is good. Greg and Chris are friends again.
The ending was hilarious. The lights go out and Rochelle yells, "Chris!" Chris says, "I didn't do anything." Rochelle says, "I know, I know."
This episode was one of my favorites. If I could, I'd give it a 100.
This episode really forced me to do some 'creative' talking with my 7 year old. I was pretty upset with the show's writers for this mistake, but I will of course still watch the show.
This episode really forced me to do some 'creative' talking with my 7 year old. I was pretty upset with the show's writers for this mistake, but I will of course still watch the show.
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